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🎭 SatireOctober 25, 2026⏱️2 min read
Washington Pleads With AI CEOs to Stop Pitching the Apocalypse as a Feature
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Washington lawmakers plead with Silicon Valley billionaires to stop predicting the robot apocalypse at every congressional hearing. Just sell the code quietly.
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If the tech barons really want to convince Washington that their algorithms possess human-level intelligence, they should start by figuring out when to stop talking.