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🎭 SatireSeptember 14, 2026⏱️2 min read
Trump Assures Nation That 100 Trillion Transistors Are No Match for His High IQ
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Donald Trump dismisses the need for artificial intelligence safety regulations, arguing that rogue supercomputers can be easily kept in line by a very stable genius.
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Computer scientists remain divided on whether neural networks will develop human empathy, but they can at least take comfort in knowing the machines will be strictly supervised by a man who once asked if a hurricane could be nuked.