Sorloth’s ‘Selfish’ Shot: The Pass That Doomed Norway and Enraged Haaland’s Cult

In a shocking display of *not* worshipping the football gods, Alexander Sorloth dared to shoot instead of passing to Erling Haaland. Norway lost, the internet lost its mind, and now Sorloth’s explaining himself to people who think Haaland is a demigod. Death threats, memes, and a nation’s collective facepalm ensue.