AI’s ‘Godfathers’ Suddenly Discover the Magic of Red Tape—After Building Skynet Lite

In a shocking twist, the same tech bros who spent years yelling 'move fast and break things' are now clutching pearls and begging governments to regulate their AI Frankensteins. Because nothing says 'trust us' like a sudden love for red tape after the horse has bolted, nuked the barn, and is eyeing the neighbor’s cat.