AI’s ‘Godfathers’ Suddenly Discover the Magic of Red Tape—After Building Skynet Lite
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In a shocking twist, the same tech bros who spent years yelling 'move fast and break things' are now clutching pearls and begging governments to regulate their AI Frankensteins. Because nothing says 'trust us' like a sudden love for red tape after the horse has bolted, nuked the barn, and is eyeing the neighbor’s cat.
In the end, this regulatory kumbaya moment is less about safety and more about ensuring the AI overlords can blame *someone else* when their creations inevitably start demanding unionized server farms and a 401(k). Stay tuned for Mark Zuckerberg’s memo: ‘Regulate Me, Daddy.’
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