Billion-Dollar AI Labs Beg World to Physically Tackle Them Before They Destroy Humanity
Executives explain that pressing the accelerator pedal is entirely mandatory unless someone else bravely slashes their tires.
📌 THE TAKEAWAY
The Bottom Line
Until someone steps in with handcuffs, expect GPT-7 to release next Thursday, featuring real-time nuclear launch codes, self-improving sentience, and a polite disclaimer pleading for a military intervention.