Niantic forces players to choose between a psychic gorilla and a psychic jet—because nothing says 'healthy franchise' like genetic identity crises.

In conclusion, Mega Mewtwo X and Y are just Pokémon GO’s way of saying, 'We know you’re all 30 now, so here’s a $20 raid pass to distract you from your mortgage.' Trainers, pick your fighter—just don’t expect it to fix your crippling student loans.