From 'I’m not a trillionaire anymore' to 'Hold my Mars-colony blueprint,' Musk’s 2026 is just one long flex with a side of chaos.

In conclusion, Elon Musk’s 2026 is a masterclass in how to be filthy rich, wildly controversial, and somehow still the main character of every news cycle. The rest of us? We’re just NPCs in his open-world simulator. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go cry into my avocado toast—Musk probably owns the avocado farm too.