Because Nothing Says 'Efficiency' Like an Algorithm Deciding Who’s Expendable While They’re on Leave!

In the end, Meta’s AI proved that while it may not have a heart, it sure knows how to pick the perfect time to break yours. Here’s to the future of work—where even your sick leave can’t save you from the cold, unfeeling gaze of corporate efficiency. Welcome to 2026, where the robots are in charge, and humanity is just a glitch in the system.